Hi! Let's play a game! but not just any game! a FORUM game! it's named: King of the hill.
It works like this: I start this game by finding a hill. The hill is inhabited by dragons. But I want to capture it. That's why I use my mystical elven powers to blink my eyes and all the dragons are dead. And now I claim this hill. Now I am king of the hill.
Do YOU think you can capture the hill? Do you think your manly enough to be king of the hill? king of my hill? it could be yours though. Use your imagination. try it. it could be fun. I'm brainwashing you now.