Let's play a forum game!

[Only2LifesLeft 1]

Hi! Let's play a game! but not just any game! a FORUM game! it's named: King of the hill.

 

It works like this: I start this game by finding a hill. The hill is inhabited by dragons. But I want to capture it. That's why I use my mystical elven powers to blink my eyes and all the dragons are dead. And now I claim this hill. Now I am king of the hill.

 

Do YOU think you can capture the hill? Do you think your manly enough to be king of the hill? king of my hill? it could be yours though. Use your imagination. try it. it could be fun. I'm brainwashing you now.

[_metalhead_ 2]

Dragon's hate heavy metal music therefore setup a high frequency broadcasting tower on the top of the hill (Fire Proof it), and your troubles are over dude.

[Only2LifesLeft 1]

hmm... true... but then, how should I get rid of the zombies that live in the dungeons? I mean they LOVE metal. and brains.

[_metalhead_ 2]

Have to gear up anti zombie "lava slide" man, for sure. And same goes for bathroom visits. Don't fall in.

[Only2LifesLeft 1]

hmm... that's a good one chris... how am I going to beat this... Well, we ALL know dwarves love gold right? So I gave the dwarf some money to infiltrate. When you squeezed him, he could see all your information. He now holds hostage of your mom. Don't you want to save her? I'll be king of the hill untill you come back. Just give the crown to me.

[The Fold 1]

Spellcasting D I S M I S S

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciIfcYwI6Ps

[Only2LifesLeft 1]

yes... But you forgot that dwarf isn't a dwarf. You only thought it was. It was a spy. MY spy. He just backstabbed the cow that made the noise. You'r mother is still in hostage. Go get her. don't forgot to give me the crown.

[Only2LifesLeft 1]

hmm... ok.. here's the crown... nothing suspicious about it. Nothing strange.... Those knifes that are inside the crown are fakes... trust me... just put the crown on your hat.

[Only2LifesLeft 1]

hmm.... what you did forgot, is that the hill, was build on a vulcano. And that vulcano is erupting now. I can hear a lot of burning people in your city. And then, one moment I see a certain crown running down the hill. And I hear someone (ChrisH) screaming: Oh no! the vulcano erupted! my last wish is that DogEatingFish becomes king! so. Now I am the king. King of the vulcano.

[Only2LifesLeft 1]

(I'm going to Belgium tomorrow. Is it nice? where are you in Belgium?)

I love belgium when you're here, DEFENITELY eat some good belgian fries, and if your already old enough then drink some beer I live in a small town, called Meise. It's like only 5 kilometres from Brussels. I guess you'r going to Brussels or Antwerp?

[Only2LifesLeft 1]

hmm... since there is a Chrisjunior, there must also be a mrs ChrisH. I have some bad news for you. She died in the eruption I think you should go to her funeral. I'll be the king untill you're back. If you ever get back.

[Only2LifesLeft 1]

New story?

if u can come up with one

[Furryoctopus1128 9]

In this version of king of the hill, you have to make your hill. There are trees nearby and you have to cut them down. Each tree gives you 15-20 wood and the hill takes 500 wood to complete. When you pick up wood, it receives your color. Pick your color and start cutting! But wait, the dreaded Tree Huggers are coming! Find a way to defeat them before you cut down your trees. Have fun, let your imagination go wild, and remember, to win, the hill must have the majority of your color of wood.

[Only2LifesLeft 1]

hmm... those tree huggers are no problem. I just pull out my AK-74 and BAM they're all dead. I used special bullets so they won't ressurect as zombies.

[Furryoctopus1128 9]

I put mind control chips inside the bullets. Now the zombies are under my control.

[Only2LifesLeft 1]

yeah you'd think right? Well guess what? you stole the wrong bullets. And you placed your chips in the wrong bullets. You placed those chips in the bullet that ChrisH used to kill himself, because he saw that his plan failed. Now he's under your command AND he's a zombie

[Furryoctopus1128 9]

but i, for no good reason, thought i should put on a bullet proof vest that morning. then i shoot chris. I win.

[eddrocks2 1]

I simply blow my Chunk Norris whistle. I hope im not intruding on this game but it looked mighty fun.

[Furryoctopus1128 9]

Hey there's one problem with that... I AM Chuck f****ng Norris. Then I come and allow everyone to loose. I guess that means I won?

[eddrocks2 1]

Well we are all screwed O.o

[zNeslte 0]

Im confused :s

[Stylez 160]

Im confused :s

 

That makes two of us. Just reading this thread makes my eyes glaze over. lol

[Tristan Seifeddine 0]

me too

[Humbleness51 1]

Well I simply blow up the hill, walk to where the hill used to be, then put a flag there.

I win.

[Uberlyuber 0]

I tame the dragons with cookies, diamondz, goldz, and ironz. I then use the dragon to kill the zombs

STORY 2: I just do mind control and make them eat bombs.

I win noobz